Here are Uncle Joe's Takeaways for Week One of the NFL Season:
- Tom Brady should've retired.
- Carson Wentz needs a restraining order from Aaron Donald by Sunday.
- Fans should suggest new Netflix shows for Jameis Winston to watch on his tablet while Drew Brees takes the Saints back to the NFC Championship.
- Big Ben finally looks more like a Hall-Of-Fame quarterback instead of a 160-year old clock tower.
- Check on your friends who had James Conner & Saquon Barkley on their fantasy teams. They are not ok.
- Stephen Gostkowski is Bill Belichick's revenge against the Titans for denying him another infinity stone that he could've used to buy the entire island of Nantucket.
- The Cowboys losing is always a great way to start the NFL season.
- With everything that's changed during COVID-19, the AFC North can rest assured that the Browns are still...the Browns.
- Joe Burrow is currently filling the void in his soul with Skyline Chili after realizing he's playing for the Cincinnati Bengals.
- Tom Brady should've retired.
